What to tell your wife after buying a Taylor guitar...
1. | I'll be home more often. | |
2. | I want to sing to you with only the best guitar. | |
3. | There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them. | |
4. | I have done full research and Taylors are the most durable guitars made. | |
5. | Among all guitars, Taylors have the best re-sale value. | |
6. | Since you have always been such a supportive wife, there is really no need to give you any reasons. | |
7. | I have good taste, why do you think you are my wife? | |
8. | Taylor’s lifetime warranty reminds me of my everlasting commitment to you. | |
9. | This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are. | |
10. | Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my wife. |
Believe it or not, I have tried more than one of these, right Erin?
My personal favorite is telling Erin that I will write more songs for her if she buys me a Taylor.