I should probably update the Reading Contest. So, here's the latest:
Book #27 - I Love You, Beth Cooper by Larry Doyle The class nerd gets up in front of the school at graduation and announces to everyone that he loves the coolest girl in school. What follows is a crazy adventure that is part Ferris Bueller, part Can't Hardly Wait, a little Drillbit Taylor and a side of Superbad. I've always been a sucker for those high school stories where the nerdy guys gets the girl in the end. It drifts past the PG storyline in a few places, so it should be interesting to see what they do with the upcoming movie.
Book #28 - Beatitude by Matthew Paul Turner I've read a few of Turner's books. Something has always bugged me about him and his writing. And this time I was able to put a finger on it: I see a bit of myself in his story. And it bugs me. Not him...mostly me and the way I can be. It's part of my journey, and it's nice to be able to identify with someone like this. Maybe I can come out unscathed in the end. Now I realize this didn't say much about the book, so I apologize.
Book #29 - When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris I thought I'd branch out and try something new. I saw this on the "One Week Only" shelf at the library. It's the shelf where books are picked up first come, first served and you can't reserve the books. Oh yeah, and late fines are $1.00 per day after the first 7 days. I ripped through it and was left laughing, chuckling, cringing, and annoyed. It's kind of all over the place. The guy is so completely random, that you never know where he'll end up. I'd be hesitant to recommend this one due to content and language, but with that said I might try one of his other books.
Book #30 - I Am America (And So Can You) by Stephen Colbert This guy just plain cracks me up. If you like him on The Colbert Report, then you'll get a kick out of this one. How can you go wrong with a guy who says you need to randomly make rules up for your kids to follow so that they are kept on their toes? You can't.
I would have loved to be at Old Trafford today to watch this.
Manchester United beat Espanyol 1-0 in a game designed to honor one of the clubs great strikers. Solskjaer, the "baby-faced assassin", who once came off the bench to score 4 against Nottingham Forest (1998/99) is probably best known for scoring the winning goal against Bayern Munich in the Champions League final in 1999. That goal ensured that United won the infamous Treble.
Since I started following United, Solskjaer has been one of my favorite players (whose number, as you can see here, I regularly wear on my back). Whether he was playing up front, playing on the wing, or just coming off the bench, he would get it done. The sheer number of goals he scored after coming off the bench (I think it's 28) is mind boggling alone.
Truly a great player. I'm glad to see he's sticking around at United in a coaching capacity.
And no tribute would be complete without this classic song. But be warned, there's a little language in it.
It's Steve's story about how he got to the end of Porn Blvd (a term XXXchurch uses for where porn will ultimately lead you) and it resulted in a mess. A mess, not just for him, but for others around him.
But then God did His thing and showed up in a big way.
Somebody needs to come up with some sort of plan for how we can all get more vacation time.
Are you in?
I arrived back from my vacation to find a new monitor on my office desk with a note from our Facilities Manager.
"You owe me big time. Ron."
I think he's after my air conditioned office. But it's going to take more than a monitor to pry this spacious condominium out of my grip.
Seriously, I don't mean to brag, but my office is massive. You should see Brad's. It's like they stuck him in a closet. Me? I've got more room than I did in my old Regina apartment. In that apartment you could not only touch everything in the kitchen without making a step, but you couldn't shut the closet door if there were hangers in it.
I've taken this new office arrival as a sign that it's time to get organized. So, I shuffled some stuff around. I also moved papers from one pile to another pile in another location. I may have even put a book on my shelf. A hard day's work. But I'm well on my way to organization.
I'm open to any suggestions as to how one might actually go about organizing an office. 10,000 points to anyone who can help me out even a little bit.
Back to the work stuff...
My wife and I had a friendly little bet in regards to how many emails would be awaiting me. She went for "93 & under" while I went for "94 & over". She won. I had exactly 93 emails. How does she do that? I believe it may be her evil powers at work. And now I'm short a dollar.
To top it all off, apparently I (and everyone else in the office) can't email. We got hit with some sort of virus around here, so we can't send emails. That means I should probably figure out how to talk to real-time people on the telephone. Either that, or just hold out for the email to get fixed.
I will now humiliate myself for your viewing pleasure.
My wife and I took the kids to Harrison for the afternoon on Thursday to enjoy the sun while playing in the water and building sandcastles.
Soon after my arrival I asked Erin to apply some sunscreen to the growth on my back. To be fair I'm not sure what to actually call this said "growth". I've had it for eternity. Or at least for the eternity of my life. And "growth" is probably a poor choice of terms as it doesn't actually grow. But I've been led to believe that if I don't hide it from the sun it will suddenly expand in size. Kind of like a reverse vampire effect.
You do know that vampires can't be in the sun, right?
This fact is kind of like one I mentioned a few months ago, that zombie's can only be killed by getting shot in the head. Or decapitated. Or something that's similarly violent and rarely seen in public.
So, back to the beach.
Erin applies a "little" sunscreen. As you can see from the white spot in the middle of my back, her definition of "little" is actually comparative to the size of an overgrown kidney. Not a kidney bean mind you, but an actual over sized human kidney. Now I should clarify that I'm only assuming that this would be the size of an overgrown kidney, because in actuality I've never seen one.
You will likely notice that the picture details some of Erin's other "handiwork". She swears up and down that she wiped her hand off before she swatted me, but you tell me. Does that white hand print look "accidental"?
I've lost count of what day I'm on in the vacation-count. I suppose that's a good thing. But it could be really bad too. As long as I don't start forgetting more things.
Now, where was I?
Anyone?!?!
Help...
Oh yeah...things I learned today:
My kids refuse to sign a waiver so they can participate in father-child bonding moments like the "snake bite" and the "alligator bite". Hey, it's 2008 and I don't want them all of a sudden deciding that I have caused them trauma and then taking me to the cleaners.
My daughter is stronger than me. She got her ears pierced (see the above photo for proof) and didn't make a peep. Not a cry, a whimper or even an "ow". When I pierced my ear in college, I almost passed out.
I have developed a weakness for books. I have a desire to buy, peruse, read, skim, glance...the list goes on. I added 2 more to my shelf today. I may be addicted.
I've also been pondering this blog lately. I'm thinking that I might want to "add" to the content. I don't know if what I've been posting is really cutting it for me. Sure, it's great to keep track of my reading, but there's got to be something more to this, right?
Since you're my faithful following, what would you be interested in reading about?
Normally I abide by a "no screen policy" on Monday mornings. But since I'm not working I thought I'd make an exception and do a little online catch up.
It seems I didn't link Dr Horrrible's Sing-Along Blog properly yesterday. Or at least, it's not showing up properly for me. But hopefully you were able to track it down and watch it while it was free. If not, it's now up on iTunes for $1.99 and episode. I'd say it's worth it.
Here's the Reading Contest Update. Yes, I've reached my goal of 26 books in one year. I can now say that I am a better person because of my accomplishment. I can also say that Erin is not that far ahead of me in her reading, so bonus points to me!
Book #25 - Step On a Crack by James Patterson & Michael Ledwidge This is going to have to rank up there as my favorite Patterson novel so far. Sure, a couple parts are a little far-fetched. And I also wasn't too keen on the secondary story that takes place with the main character's family, as I'd rather they stuck to the action and suspense. But all in all, good stuff.
Book #26 - Wonderful Tonight by Pattie Boyd If you're wondering why I read this then you probably don't know that Pattie Boyd was once married to Eric Clapton. The book itself is a little "all over the place". Pattie is very descriptive with many of her stories, but she also tends to be a little random and not so descriptive about other elements of he story. She changes topic so often that I was occasionally wondering if I had missed a page. However, I was intrigued to see a piece of Clapton's life from the "other side" and how the addictions he battled affected other people. If you're a fan of Pattie, George Harrison (her first husband) or of Clapton, then this book might be for you.
I can't remember how I stumbled across this earlier this week. If it was you, please accept the credit and an honorary 1000 points
Anyways, it's some strangely funny and odd stuff. Joss Whedon put this musical comedy together and you'll see the familiar faces of Neil Patrick Harris (who Erin is getting a kick out of these days courtesy of "How I Met Your Mother") and Nathan Fillion.
Unfortunately I think the videos come down tonight. But if you hurry you can probably catch the 3 acts that are currently up.
I understand that some of you may be living vicariously through me as you read about my vacation thus far, so I will continue to enthrall you. But please know that you may need to seek some outside help for your issues if that is the case.
Anyways...let's get on with it.
Can I just say that I am absolutely LOVING my vacation so far? Even though I spent most of the day wrestling with computers (blasted networking...Bryce, where are you when I need you?!?!), I was able to just enjoy some quiet around the house as Erin and the kids were out and about. (Erin has a great story about learning how to poop in a hole. I won't say any more because it's funnier if I leave it there!)
I got the lawn cut, did some dishes, did a little laundry (yes, please remember that I am domesticated) and even did a little reading. And while all this was happening I've been listening to/watching all my Dave Matthews Band DVD's. And here's what I've learned:
I officially start my vacation on Sunday afternoon.
I still need to attend a PROXIMITY for our high school students, host the Sunday morning service, baptize one of our high school girls, and likely attend a picnic in the park.
I spent almost all of yesterday running around with my head cut off while I tried to get everything finished before I jetted out of the office. And now I'm left wondering what I've forgotten to do.
I hate this stage of "vacation limbo". I'm so close that I can't wait to feel the freedom of 2 weeks off. Yet I'm far enough away that I still have work looming overhead.
Maybe "looming" makes me sound like I dread my job. I don't. But I'm desperately needing some time off.
And in order to get prepared I took the kids to the library and I picked up a few books.
I'm also hoping to dust off the guitar which hasn't been played in almost 2 weeks.
I've been poking around online about some of these "free" offer things that you've probably seen from time to time.The basic principle is that you sign up, you order some stuff, you recruit some friends, they order some stuff, and then your "free" item shows up in the mail.I've heard from a number of legitimate sources (one of which is a youth pastor who has scored some sweet stuff for his student ministry) that this actually works. While my wife is a little skeptical (she's the one that keeps us grounded, in case you didn't know), I'm more than a little curious.So, I'm wondering if anyone out there might be interested in experimenting on this with me.The prizes vary from Macbooks to iPhones to cash and is based on the number of referrals. My plan? I'll see how many of you might be willing to give this a go and then I'll sign up and see what happens.So, would you be willing to give it a go? Leave me a comment or fire me an email and we'll get this party started.
Book #24 - Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life by Steve Martin How did Steve Martin become one of the funniest guys around? And why, when he was apparently at the top of his game, did he walk away from doing stand up?
I'll admit that Steve's prime came well before I was even aware of him. But thanks to reruns of Saturday Night Live (and let's not forget the Three Amigos!) I was able to become educated in the ways of this funny man.
It's a quick read that gives some great insight into how he got to the top, and how long it took him to reach his prime. It covers his days growing up inside the walls of Disneyland, his rocky relationship with his father, and his life on the comedy club circuit.
I liked the little view into his life that he offers, and it makes me want to go and watch the Three Amigos again.
And just for the fun of it, here's a little something for you:
Book #25 - London Bridges by James Patterson Yeah, I'm kind of in a rut with my fiction reading, but I'm liking the way the guy writes. I've got some newer authors on hold (well, actually it's only their books, but I hope you already figured that out) at the library and I'm waiting for the books to get returned. Hopefully I'll have some new stuff to read over my vacation.
Today I realized that I have become what I detest: the lurker!
I check my blog stats from time to time (yes, I'm that geeky) and I am constantly astounded by just how many people read what I write (or at least how many people do a Google search for "flying formation"). Sure, it isn't exactly earth-shattering numbers, but nonetheless it's great to know that I'm wasting some of your time.
But then I start to wonder why more people don't post comments. Are my words not inspiring enough? Not profound enough? Maybe they are too profound?
I pondered as I surfed my way through the content on my Google Reader. Then I paused.
How many blogs do I actually comment on?
Then it dawned on me...I'm a lurker.
So, I'm going to try and branch out a little bit this month. Since I have some extra time with vacation coming, I'm going to try and lurk less.
Remember that childhood line you would sing out as you jumped over the cracks in the sidewalk?
"Step on a crack, break your mama's back."
Well, my kids must have been stepping on some cracks. My wife went toe-to-toe with a trampoline a few weeks ago and lost. She actually broke a vertebrae in the mishap.
So now she's trying to take it easy and relax. As of now there is no need for surgery and they expect that she'll heal fully provided she takes care of herself.
We've already had a few AWESOME friends from church provide us with some meals which was a HUGE help. And I start vacation next week, so we should be able to look after her fairly well so that we can get her back to 100% for our big trip in August.
We'll keep you posted.
If you happen see her, a good conversation starter is anything that doesn't start with "What were YOU doing on a trampoline?!?!"