I started a Twitter account back in 2007. That was before it was even cool. I tweeted once and left it alone. But now I'm back and I need your help.
Josh and I decided to create a competition to see who could gain the most followers on Twitter by mid-June. The loser has to do something stupid. I'd rather that I was not the loser.
All I'm asking of you is to sign into Twitter and follow me. If you do, I promise to follow you in a completely unstalking fashion. Deal?
If I sound pathetic asking you to do this, then you need to know that Josh got his mom to sign up for an account to start following him.
If you're on Twitter, just look for knotter.