What to tell your wife after buying a Taylor guitar...
|I'll be home more often.|
|I want to sing to you with only the best guitar.|
|There are too many mediocre things to deal with in life and guitars shouldn’t be one of them.|
|I have done full research and Taylors are the most durable guitars made.|
|Among all guitars, Taylors have the best re-sale value.|
|Since you have always been such a supportive wife, there is really no need to give you any reasons.|
|I have good taste, why do you think you are my wife?|
|Taylor’s lifetime warranty reminds me of my everlasting commitment to you.|
|This guitar reminds me of how perfect you are.|
|Anything less than extra-ordinary is a waste of my time, It’s the same reason why I chose you to be my wife.|
Believe it or not, I have tried more than one of these, right Erin?
My personal favorite is telling Erin that I will write more songs for her if she buys me a Taylor.