The Zombie Survival Guide
A long time ago I was shocked to discover that my wife (apparently along with most of the world's female population) had no idea how to fend off a Zombie in a potential attack. So I did the proper thing as a concerned husband and put this book in her Christmas stocking.
I was concerned for her safety should I succumb to the living dead.
But she refused to read the book because it scares her (by the way, she is also afraid of X-Files and feet). So she told me to read it and let her know in brief detail what she may need to do if Zombies attack.
Funny book. Unless you consider the fact that there are likely people in the world who take this stuff seriously.